Central Park Monster?

In 2008, there was the Montauk Monster. Then there was the other Montauk Monster in 2009. Earlier this week there was the Longbeach Monster. Above, I present the most recent chapter of the saga: the Central Park Monster. I’m pretty sure that the little monster was flooded out of his sewery home onto the sidewalk over the weekend. It could also be (as experts have suggested) that the monster is just taking a nap.